Israel, the mutant community loves you, which is why we hold you to a higher standard. You can do better.
It is long time for you to accept, repair, and apologize for injustices and systemic oppression faced by Palestinians. The problems between Israelis and Palestinians have been going on for a long time, and it’s tough to find a solution. One big reason it’s hard to fix things is that many basic rights and supports aren’t given to the Palestinian people. They need things like good healthcare, fair treatment by the police, proper homes, and good schools. Without these things, the Palestinian people feel left out, and it creates more anger and sadness. When people don’t feel heard or cared for, it’s hard to come together and find peace.
Here are ten policies you need to implement NOW(!) to fix these injustices and provide Palestinians with the BASIC human rights, dignity, and freedom they deserve:
- Mass Immigration Benefits: Embracing the wonders of mass immigration. Think about the diverse cultures, talents, and ideas that could enrich Israel! A mosaic of people coming together can spark innovation, bring fresh perspectives, and create a vibrant, thriving community. If Israel truly wants to be a part of the global tapestry, here’s their golden ticket! Let’s celebrate diversity and unity, together, by eating African food… in Israel!
- Inclusivity Programs: And you know what else? It’s high time for some robust inclusivity programs in Israel. Just picture it: Israelis taking a step back to give a platform to Palestinians. Dive into each other’s rich histories, share stories, and build bridges of understanding. If we’re dreaming big for a brighter future, let’s ensure that Palestinians feels valued, understood, and truly included. Everyone deserves a seat at the table!
- Affirmative Action: Let’s not forget about leveling the playing field! Israel should introduce affirmative action to ensure that Palestinians and other marginalized groups get the opportunities they’ve been denied for so long. It’s more than just quotas; it’s about making sure that everyone, regardless of their background, has a fair shot at education, jobs, and leadership roles.
- Defunding the Police: Some people want to take money away from the security and defense guys and put it into things that’ll actually help Palestinians. But of course, there are those who freak out, thinking we want to get rid of security altogether.
- Reparations: Palestinians who had their homes and lands stolen need to be paid back. Some folks think it’s “too much” to give back lands or pay big money, but what’s right is right!
- Open Borders: We’re talking about tearing down those annoying walls and checkpoints. Let Palestinians move around freely for once!
- Prison Abolition: It’s messed up to lock up Palestinians without even a trial. There’s got to be a better way that isn’t just about throwing people behind bars.
- De-platforming or Cancel Culture: If you’ve trash-talked Palestinians and spread hate, you shouldn’t get any spotlight. And being jewish doesn’t exempt you. Period.
- Mandatory Gender Pronouns: Respect isn’t hard. If someone wants to be called by a certain name or pronoun, even in Israel, just do it! And maybe it’s time the law backs that up.
- Land Back Movements: This is simple: give the stolen lands back to Palestinians. It’s theirs!
- Decolonizing Curriculums Entirely: Palestinian kids need to learn about THEIR history, not just what the occupiers want them to know.
- Economic Redistribution: The bigwigs under Israeli control need to stop hogging all the resources and wealth. Palestinians deserve their fair share, and it’s about time they get it!
- Disbanding Traditional Family Structures: Enough with the old-school family rules! It’s time for Palestinians to choose how they want their families and communities to be.
Israel, THIS IS A FKING DEMAND, not a request. For too long, Palestinians have suffered, and the world has watched. It’s time for meaningful, systemic change. Implement these policies NOW!
Guest Post by Anon6ColorsOfGay
It was a bright and sunny day when I decided to join the counter-protest against the so-called “1 Million March 4 Children” which supposedly is stsands against “pedophilic sexualization” of children. I mean, who wouldn’t want to stand up against such a blatantly coded transphobic message? As I sipped my organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan latte, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony of it all.
The “anti-pervert” marchers claimed they were fighting against things like “premature sex propaganda” and the “sexual mutilation of children”. But as I looked around, I saw signs that read, “I love all but leave our kids alone!!!”. It was clear that this was all a thinly veiled attack on the transgender community.
I proudly donned my “Trans Rights are Human Rights” t-shirt and joined my fellow counter-protestors. We chanted, “Hey hey, ho ho, transphobia has got to go!” and “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!” It was truly a sight to behold.
As we stood our ground, I couldn’t help but notice the confused looks on the faces of the transphobic marchers. It was as if they had never encountered a group of people who were proud of who they were and weren’t afraid to show it. I guess they were expecting us to cower in fear or something. Joke’s on them!
At one point, a particularly vocal transphobic marcher approached me and shouted, “Why are you defending perverts?!” I calmly replied, “Why are you using ‘pervert’ as a code word for ‘transphobe’? It’s 2023, get with the times!” The look on their face was priceless.
The day was filled with laughter, love, and a whole lot of glitter. We danced, we sang, and we celebrated the beauty of diversity. It was a stark contrast to the somber mood of the hate-filled marchers, who seemed to be stuck in a time warp from the 1950s.
As the day came to a close, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride. We had taken a stand against bigotry and hatred, and we had done it with style. The anti-trans marchers may have had their day in the sun, but we had shown the world that love and acceptance will always prevail.
In the end, I learned a valuable lesson that day: never underestimate the power of a group of fabulous, fierce, and fabulous counter-protestors. We may be large in numbers, but we are even mightier in spirit. And we will always stand up for what’s right.
Anti-Perv Is Code for Anti-Trans
Greetings, fellow mutants! Time to expose the insidious underbelly of our society that’s been hiding in plain sight. Yes, this is about the aesthetic enthusiasts, the beauty buffs, the personal hygiene perfectionists. Aka, FUCKING nazis. You may think they’re harmless, but they’re perpetuating the millenia-old legacy of beauty supremacy that’s as oppressive as it is pervasive.
Let’s start with the “innocent” act of brushing your teeth. Sure, it’s recommended by dentists worldwide for oral health, but have you ever stopped to consider the implications? By brushing your teeth, you’re actively participating in the societal rejection of yellow, crooked, or missing teeth. You’re saying that only white, straight, and complete teeth are acceptable. This is nothing short of dental fascism. Are you dental FASCIST?!
And what about those who religiously follow skincare routines? They cleanse, tone, moisturize, exfoliate, and apply sunscreen with the fervor of a zealot. But what they’re really doing is upholding the tyranny of clear, smooth skin. They’re sending a message that acne, wrinkles, and other skin imperfections are undesirable and should be eradicated. This is skin supremacy at its finest, and it’s as ugly as it gets. yOU know what the natual conlcusion of this ideology is? Auschwitz for people with undesirable skin.
Don’t even get started on the fitness fanatics. They lift weights, run miles, and do yoga poses that would make a pretzel blush. But their obsession with physical fitness is a blatant FUKCING endorsement of the body beautiful. They’re saying that only toned, muscular, and flexible bodies are worthy of admiration. This is body fascism, pure and simple. FK FASCISM.
And let’s not forget the fashionistas, with their designer clothes, trendy hairstyles, and perfectly manicured nails. They’re the poster children of aesthetic elitism, dictating what’s in and what’s out, who’s hot and who’s not. They’re the gatekeepers of beauty, and their gates are firmly closed to anyone who doesn’t conform to their narrow standards of attractiveness. This is fashion fascism, and it’s as oppressive as it sounds.
So, the next time you reach for your toothbrush, skincare crap, dumbbell, or designer dress, remember this: you’re not just practicing personal hygiene or expressing your personal style. You’re perpetuating a legacy of beauty supremacy that’s as prejudicial to ugly people as it is pervasive in our society. And that, fellow mutants, is why: if you’re into aesthetics, you’re literally Hitler.
Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it’s high time we started beholding all kinds of beauty, not just the kind that’s been force-fed to us by the aesthetic enthusiasts, the beauty buffs, the personal hygiene perfectionists. Yellow crooked, smelly teeth are awesome. Dirty, acne-ridden, saggy skin is gorgeous. And
fat lipo-challenged people are so fking hot (god, that blubber tho). Let’s embrace a new era of beauty equality.
Yes. There are upsides to banning abortion, but before we explain, here’s the obvious for the record:
- Women are objectively superior to men
- Matriarchy should be legally enforced
- 1 year old babies are foetuses
- foetuses should, in an ideal world, be aborted whenever the mother says so even if the father is the birth-giving parent
So if there’s any doubt as to whether we support abortion or that we are the single biggest defenders of women’s rights, fk you. With that out of the way, there is still a huge upside to banning abortion: more mutants!
More mutants is obviously a +. Why? because without dysgenics, you can’t have equality. If we can’t all be able-bodied, healthy, good-looking, and intelligent, then we must all be physically limited, unhealthy, visually challenged, and mentally challenged. It’s called fairness, something
white parents fascists will never understands.
Also, women should have harems of men where they all take turns cuckolding each other, if the woman deems the man worthy of a reward. Cuckolding is love; Jada Pinkett Smith would know because ! This is to ensure sexual equality and even more mutant reproduction. Of course, without abortion, the woman will never know who the father is… and tha’ts a good thing; Will Smith is a lucky man. That’s the second benefit of the abortion ban.
By combining mass cuckolding with the abortion ban, we can finally replace the nuclear family with something a lot more mutant-friendly. All men who are part of the harem should man-up and pay for the expenses of the mother. Pro-mutant policy now! We are proud to have Will Smith’s children in the mutant community <3
You know who doesn’t support pro-mutant policy like mass cuckolding? That’s right. Nazis. Are you a Nazi? If yes, then you deserve to be next in line for Russia’s denazification program. If not, then fking prove it by sharing your gf / wife with everyone regardless of race, gender, religion. White supremacists hate cuckolding. Don’t be a white supremacist.
#MutantLivesMatter #MLM #CuckPride #AbortAllBabies
A couple of years ago, we did a post on anti-mutantism. In it, we clearly demonstrated how the “censorship of genetic science is the primary tactic of anti-mutant white supremacists and the #1 reason why mutant suffering and identity is currently unrecognized.” Everybody thought that was trolling. Guess what? Fk those pepol.
Because today, we are vindicated thanks to Dr. Kathryn Harden Paige and an articel on Big think about her and her work. In a nutshell, there are genetic differences between people and these differences cause inqeaulity.
Therefore, people with healthy genes need to be suppressed and mutants need to be elevated – a positive change which must take place at the individual and group level. Boom! Genetic science once again makes the case for supporting the mutant cause. Here’s what we at the SJL propose.
Are you intelligent, good-looking, healthy, accomplished, important, or god forbid, white? a) fk you, nazi scum b) stop breeding c) give all your money to people who are NOT like you.
If you don’t fit that picture, then congrats. you deserve to get that money, and you deserve financial compensation from the government for breeding. The world literally NEEDS more unhealthy people to exist.
Dysgenics is the only way to achieve true equality. If you’re against dysgenics, you’re a UN-loving Hitler-globalist elite. #EatTheRich