Israel Must Get Woke

Israel Must Get Woke

Israel, the mutant community loves you, which is why we hold you to a higher standard. You can do better.

It is long time for you to accept, repair, and apologize for injustices and systemic oppression faced by Palestinians. The problems between Israelis and Palestinians have been going on for a long time, and it’s tough to find a solution. One big reason it’s hard to fix things is that many basic rights and supports aren’t given to the Palestinian people. They need things like good healthcare, fair treatment by the police, proper homes, and good schools. Without these things, the Palestinian people feel left out, and it creates more anger and sadness. When people don’t feel heard or cared for, it’s hard to come together and find peace.

Here are ten policies you need to implement NOW(!) to fix these injustices and provide Palestinians with the BASIC human rights, dignity, and freedom they deserve:

  1. Mass Immigration Benefits: Embracing the wonders of mass immigration. Think about the diverse cultures, talents, and ideas that could enrich Israel! A mosaic of people coming together can spark innovation, bring fresh perspectives, and create a vibrant, thriving community. If Israel truly wants to be a part of the global tapestry, here’s their golden ticket! Let’s celebrate diversity and unity, together, by eating African food… in Israel!
  2. Inclusivity Programs: And you know what else? It’s high time for some robust inclusivity programs in Israel. Just picture it: Israelis taking a step back to give a platform to Palestinians. Dive into each other’s rich histories, share stories, and build bridges of understanding. If we’re dreaming big for a brighter future, let’s ensure that Palestinians feels valued, understood, and truly included. Everyone deserves a seat at the table!
  3. Affirmative Action: Let’s not forget about leveling the playing field! Israel should introduce affirmative action to ensure that Palestinians and other marginalized groups get the opportunities they’ve been denied for so long. It’s more than just quotas; it’s about making sure that everyone, regardless of their background, has a fair shot at education, jobs, and leadership roles.
  4. Defunding the Police: Some people want to take money away from the security and defense guys and put it into things that’ll actually help Palestinians. But of course, there are those who freak out, thinking we want to get rid of security altogether.
  5. Reparations: Palestinians who had their homes and lands stolen need to be paid back. Some folks think it’s “too much” to give back lands or pay big money, but what’s right is right!
  6. Open Borders: We’re talking about tearing down those annoying walls and checkpoints. Let Palestinians move around freely for once!
  7. Prison Abolition: It’s messed up to lock up Palestinians without even a trial. There’s got to be a better way that isn’t just about throwing people behind bars.
  8. De-platforming or Cancel Culture: If you’ve trash-talked Palestinians and spread hate, you shouldn’t get any spotlight. And being jewish doesn’t exempt you. Period.
  9. Mandatory Gender Pronouns: Respect isn’t hard. If someone wants to be called by a certain name or pronoun, even in Israel, just do it! And maybe it’s time the law backs that up.
  10. Land Back Movements: This is simple: give the stolen lands back to Palestinians. It’s theirs!
  11. Decolonizing Curriculums Entirely: Palestinian kids need to learn about THEIR history, not just what the occupiers want them to know.
  12. Economic Redistribution: The bigwigs under Israeli control need to stop hogging all the resources and wealth. Palestinians deserve their fair share, and it’s about time they get it!
  13. Disbanding Traditional Family Structures: Enough with the old-school family rules! It’s time for Palestinians to choose how they want their families and communities to be.

Israel, THIS IS A FKING DEMAND, not a request. For too long, Palestinians have suffered, and the world has watched. It’s time for meaningful, systemic change. Implement these policies NOW!

Anti-Perv Means Anti-Trans

Anti-Perv Means Anti-Trans

Guest Post by Anon6ColorsOfGay

It was a bright and sunny day when I decided to join the counter-protest against the so-called “1 Million March 4 Children” which supposedly is stsands against “pedophilic sexualization” of children. I mean, who wouldn’t want to stand up against such a blatantly coded transphobic message? As I sipped my organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan latte, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony of it all.

The “anti-pervert” marchers claimed they were fighting against things like “premature sex propaganda” and the “sexual mutilation of children”. But as I looked around, I saw signs that read, “I love all but leave our kids alone!!!”. It was clear that this was all a thinly veiled attack on the transgender community.

I proudly donned my “Trans Rights are Human Rights” t-shirt and joined my fellow counter-protestors. We chanted, “Hey hey, ho ho, transphobia has got to go!” and “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!” It was truly a sight to behold.

As we stood our ground, I couldn’t help but notice the confused looks on the faces of the transphobic marchers. It was as if they had never encountered a group of people who were proud of who they were and weren’t afraid to show it. I guess they were expecting us to cower in fear or something. Joke’s on them!

At one point, a particularly vocal transphobic marcher approached me and shouted, “Why are you defending perverts?!” I calmly replied, “Why are you using ‘pervert’ as a code word for ‘transphobe’? It’s 2023, get with the times!” The look on their face was priceless.

The day was filled with laughter, love, and a whole lot of glitter. We danced, we sang, and we celebrated the beauty of diversity. It was a stark contrast to the somber mood of the hate-filled marchers, who seemed to be stuck in a time warp from the 1950s.

As the day came to a close, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride. We had taken a stand against bigotry and hatred, and we had done it with style. The anti-trans marchers may have had their day in the sun, but we had shown the world that love and acceptance will always prevail.

In the end, I learned a valuable lesson that day: never underestimate the power of a group of fabulous, fierce, and fabulous counter-protestors. We may be large in numbers, but we are even mightier in spirit. And we will always stand up for what’s right.

Anti-Perv Is Code for Anti-Trans

Abortion Ban: The Upside

Abortion Ban: The Upside

Yes. There are upsides to banning abortion, but before we explain, here’s the obvious for the record:

  • Women are objectively superior to men
  • Matriarchy should be legally enforced
  • 1 year old babies are foetuses
  • foetuses should, in an ideal world, be aborted whenever the mother says so even if the father is the birth-giving parent

So if there’s any doubt as to whether we support abortion or that we are the single biggest defenders of women’s rights, fk you. With that out of the way, there is still a huge upside to banning abortion: more mutants!

More mutants is obviously a +. Why? because without dysgenics, you can’t have equality. If we can’t all be able-bodied, healthy, good-looking, and intelligent, then we must all be physically limited, unhealthy, visually challenged, and mentally challenged. It’s called fairness, something white parents fascists will never understands.

Also, women should have harems of men where they all take turns cuckolding each other, if the woman deems the man worthy of a reward. Cuckolding is love; Jada Pinkett Smith would know because ! This is to ensure sexual equality and even more mutant reproduction. Of course, without abortion, the woman will never know who the father is… and tha’ts a good thing; Will Smith is a lucky man. That’s the second benefit of the abortion ban.

By combining mass cuckolding with the abortion ban, we can finally replace the nuclear family with something a lot more mutant-friendly. All men who are part of the harem should man-up and pay for the expenses of the mother. Pro-mutant policy now! We are proud to have Will Smith’s children in the mutant community <3

You know who doesn’t support pro-mutant policy like mass cuckolding? That’s right. Nazis. Are you a Nazi? If yes, then you deserve to be next in line for Russia’s denazification program. If not, then fking prove it by sharing your gf / wife with everyone regardless of race, gender, religion. White supremacists hate cuckolding. Don’t be a white supremacist.

#MutantLivesMatter #MLM #CuckPride #AbortAllBabies

The Case for Dissident Politics

The Case for Dissident Politics

Ok so here’s the thing. Elites are nazis. Elites secretly control the United Nations. They are a secret international cabal that controls the media, the banks, the judicial system, and more. This is why we have to get serious about being dissidents against the UN. WE ARE THE RESISTANCE so get with the program. Down with the one world government project of the elites.

Yes, we’re angry. We’re frustrated and we’re disgruntled and it’s all the elites’ faults. Mainstream media portrays us as losers because we are righteuos. The fact is that these nazis are actively subverting society. How? Well, for example, by taking a hard stance against all incest. Incest – if it is consensual and among adults – should not be a criminal offense. Obviously we all knew that. But these nazis are ignorant bigots.

Obviously, nazis hate the 2SLGBTQIA2P2+ community. We believe that ALL humans should have the right to engage in consensual buttsex, scissoring, genital self-mutilation, and all kinds of things that are perfectly MORAL. At the SJL, we’re really not fans of penis-to-vagina penetration but we’ll let it slip if the person who has the ovaries (which isn’t necessarily a woman!) kills her embryo / feotus before birth by paying a doctor to do it: HER BODY HER CHOICE. Take that you sexist nazis.

Perhaps the only sex that nazis support is what they refer to as “normal sex”, in other words, unprotected penis-to-vagina penetration. We’re not saying “normal” sex should be illegal – it should be illegal ONLY if you don’t have a government license from Antifa. Antifa should be in the business of deciding who gets to have sex – and they should be PAID FOR IT. Why? because “normal” sex is a nazi activity which means baby-making is nazi-making (if you’re white).